Am I the only one who believes that
nobody really knows what really truly happened forty million gazillion
Or is it just that I don't follow the
news closely enough?
Either way, I'm not sure who peeves me
more: the accuracy confirmers or the accuracy challengers.
Confirming accuracy of something nobody
currently alive saw? Relying on texts written by god knows who from god
knows when and god knows where?
Even if... I say EVEN IF the texts upon
which one relies are written by a credible source, and EVEN IF the time
and place the texts are written are both confirmed, aren't we still
Last week, my cellmates Tim and Matt
taught me some street talk.
Matt taught me word
and Tim taught me strange.
Word means "I emphatically
agree with that!" Word conveys a personal
affirmative. Word means "right on."
As Matt says, Word is
Strange is sex with a girl you
I clarified that the girl doesn't have to
be strange. Whew.
And I clarified that strange
isn't the desire to have sex with a girl you don't
No, strange is a noun.
Man, that was some good strange.
I realized that although I say WORD! to
strange, I am completely incapable of understanding Tim and Matt when
they talk to their peers. And we all live in the same %$*#! era!!
Let's see, Jesus lived in the year zero-
give or take 3-4 years - AD, of course.
Hey, are we sure it wasn't ADHD?
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